Quotations: Groucho Marx

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Tony Leontyev (2:5020/517)

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Date

1998-09-03T23:53:50Z

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* From : alexander smishlajev, 2:5100/14.4 (18 Jun 98 10:37)
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From: Bruce Guthrie <WayneSof@erols.com>
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Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

Room service?  Send up a larger room.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Those are my principles.  If you don't like them I have others.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool
you.  He really is an idiot.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A child of five could understand this.  Fetch me a child of five.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed
with laughter.  Someday I intend reading it.

Ice Water?  Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to
get rid of it.

Why should I care about posterity?  What's posterity ever done for me?

I must say that I find television very educational.  The minute somebody
turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.

After his introduction on a music/variety show, Groucho and the host
both sat down at center stage.
  Host: "I'm a big fan of yours, Groucho."
  Groucho: "If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan."

Time wounds all heels.

Why was I with her?  She reminds me of you.  In fact, she reminds me more
of you than you do!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too
dark to read.


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                     Tony aka jet fraer // of Nothing

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