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* From : Wadim A Sigalov, 2:405/333 (05 Sep 98 18:23)
* To   : Tony Leontyev, 2:5020/517
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                          Пламенный шалом, Tony!


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 And here's a guide to man-machine interface.....

      USER-FRIENDLY
      -------------
      C:\> DUR
      Command not found. Try retyping

      USER-HELPFUL
      ------------
      C:\> DUR
      I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ?

      USER-UNFRIENDLY
      ---------------
      C:\> DUR
      C:\> DUR
      C:\> DUR
      C:\> DUR

      USER-HOSTILE
      ------------
      C:\> DUR
      Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what
      I'll do.

      USER-INDIFFERENT
      ----------------
      C:\> DUR
      DUR?

      USER-PATRONISING
      ----------------
      C:\> DUR
      Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time,
      use the manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

      USER-OBSEQUIOUS
      ---------------
      C:\> DUR
      I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it
      was my fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.

      USER-SARCASTIC
      --------------
      C:\> DUR
      Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.

      USER-INSULTING
      --------------
      C:\> DUR
      S*d off
      C:\> DIR
      S*d off

      USER-SMUG
      ---------
      C:\> DUR
      No
      C:\> DOR
      Nope
      C:\> HELP
      No
      C:\> PLEASE
      Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.
      C:\> B*ST*RD
      Abuse will get you nowhere

      USER-ANALYTICAL
      ---------------
      C:\> DUR
      What makes you say that?
      C:\> A TYPING MISTAKE
      How long have you been making these mistakes?
      C:\> BANANAS
      Do you like bananas?
      C:\> I LOVE THEM
      Why do you bring up the subject of love?
      ...etc

      USER-McDONALD
      -------------
      May I help you please?
      C:\> DUR
      I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have  a
      nice day.
      C:\> DIR
      Will that be an MS-DOS directory?
      C:\> YES
      To read here, or for printout to take away?
      C:\> HERE
      Thank you. Have a nice day.

      USER-MEGALOMANIAC
      -----------------
      C:\> DUR
      Don't bother me with trivial requests. I'm busy.

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       Wadim
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                     Tony aka jet fraer // of Nothing

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