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The Alternate History Travel Guides
by Jonathan Edelstein , et al.
Edited and Maintained by Kedamono
You are traveller to come visit this page.
This page exists on your contributions, the written kind. If you have a
alternate world burning a hole in your gray matter, then write up a
quick travel guide to it, then submit it to us here at the Alternate
History Travel Guides . Thanks for your support!
This page was updated September 14, 1996 AD
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Table of Contents
Alternate Americas
* Western States of America
* Neu Nederland
* Reconstruction Period
* Commune of America
* Castro's In NYC
* Stalin's in Chicago
* Republic of Columbia
* Colonial America
* Saturnalia Night Live
* Commonwealth of Oregon
* Vinland
* Camp Angeles
* Nieuw Amsterdam
Alternate Europes
* Saturnalia Night Live
* The Three Papacies
* Vale of Medi
* Rhine-Khanate
* 1908 London
* Commonwealth of Oregon
* Holy Roman Empire
* Byzantine Empire
* Springtime for Hitler
* Vinland
* Tsarist Russia, 1996
Alternate Mesoamericas
* Aztec Empire
* Mayan Empire
* Maya beer tour
Alternate Religions
* The Three Papacies
* Commonwealth of Oregon
Alternate Mideasts
* Byzantine Empire
* Sumer Beer Tour
Alternate Geological
* Mediterranean Sea never forms (Vale of Medi)
* Tunguska Meteor Hits London (1908 London)
Alternate Beer Tour
* The 1st Interdimensional Beer Tour
* Sumer
* Vinland
* Maya: Caracol's Brewpubs
* The Brewpubs of Nieuw Amsterdam
Pocket Guides
* The Voss Pocket Guide
Contributors: Marty Busse , Jonathan Edelstein , Time Edwards ,
Pyotr Filipivich , Harvey Torrance Griffin , David Johnson ,
Kedamono , Alan Lothian , Eric Oppen , John Reiher , Roy Stilling ,
Gavin Weaire , Chris Williams , Steve Voss
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Jonathan Edelstein
Aztec Empire
1996 by Jonathan Edelstein
Visitors to Tenochtitlan may enjoy the city's striking architecture,
(From the Travel Guide to the Aztec Empire)
"That goes Doubly so for young virgin women. If asked say that you're
married or you've had your innocence stolen. Better thought of as
unvirtous than a potential sacrifice. Especially avoid solstices and
equinoxes, then they might not even care, and neither the Texas nor the
American Embassies can do anything to help in those cases!
Although you might beware,some unscrupulous Aztec men pretend to be
Priests seeking Virgins so their friends can deflower women in order to
"save" them!"
Steve (East Florida,near the Seminole Commonwealth)
1996 by Steve Voss
"This old chestnut has come up again? The Aztecs do not sacrifice young
virgin women, no, they sacrifice criminals, prisoner of war, and
tribute in the form of other prisoners of war sent to them from their
vassal states.
Also, Christian Missionaries are forewarned to stay out of the borders
of the Aztec Empire, as they go up on the cutting block quite freely.
It is interesting to note that there is a Christian underground within
the Aztec Empire. The thirst for religious freedom burns brightly
within the confines of the Empire. Still it is an underground movement,
due more in part from the zeal of the European praticioners, than in
the religion itself. The Aztecs are quite tolerant of the Jewish and
Islamic people living there, but to be a Christian, you have to prove
you are not there to convert the heathen masses.
The other problem with the Aztec Christian Underground, is the way they
pratice the Christian religion. Since they haven't had much in the way
of contact with real priests, they make do with bastardize translations
of the Bible, that have many mistranslations and out and out falsities
inside them. Thus, when they have Communion, the Blood of Christ is
literally human blood, donated from the membership. The Body of Christ
isn't a communion wafer, but human flesh, sometimes stripped from the
bodies of new converts, other times, it is gathered during the
circumcision of young boys earlier on in the service. Needless to say,
there is much troubled thought on what will happen when this newest of
the Christian groups joins the mainstream.
Kedamono, of the Regional Interdimensional Transit Authority.
1996 by Kedamono
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Western States of America
1996 by Jonathan Edelstein
Tourists from Deseret are warned that there is consider- able prejudice
(From the Travel Guide to the WSA)
Neu Nederland
1996 by Jonathan Edelstein
Visitors are warned to stay away from the Patroons Club, as it is
(From the Travel Guide to New Amsterdam)
Hey its only pot, but those Grow shops in New Amsterdam produce some
good stuff,almost as good the shops in Curacao. But if your coming from
Quebec don't forget to stop in the shops around the roads going through
lands of the Iroquois league for some beautiful Jewelry,but watch out
for those Iroquois women at the tourist shops,they are sly at conning
you out of money, by telling you how much your
(girlfriend,boyfriend,etc) will love that more expensive piece.
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Max
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